Ugh! My head hurts.
Who am I or what is me?
Why am I here?
Huh? What are these handy bony here? Oh, it's shaking ooohhh. They look like my hands.
Huh? So confused.
Oh, I have bony leg too.
What is this?
Hmm, I'm a skeleton huh?! Hmm, I need a name. Let's call myself Skely.
- You just named yourself Skely.
What is this weird board? Why is this pop up in front of me?
Nevermind, just skip this. (￣▽￣)ノ I'm too lazy to think. I bet that I have no brain also.
Where is this Am I underground? Why are there walls after walls? Even the top is filled with bricks. Let's just keep walking straight to see if I can find a way out.
Oh, there's a Skely homie. He's walking here. Maybe I can ask him something about me.
- A wild Skeleton appeared.
1. Fight 2. Run
This weird board keep popping up…
Ugh, why is this homie look so angry???? What did I do?
Wait!!! He has a sword... What should I do? What should I do?
Me no weapon! Me no fight!
Me run, modafuka run!
- Escaped from Skeleton.
Oh oh oh! (≧?≦*) Finally, I ran away from that scary homie.
- A wild Jello appeared.
Nani?! Are you kidding me author? What the heck is this story-line? I supposed to look for items or level up something. 凸?益?)凸
*Author grabs : My novel, my rules and you deal with it.
What should I do now? This author will break my beautiful white bones into pieces if I keep running.
Let's talk to that Jello.
Oh, I don't have a throat. Can't talk. I doubt that Jello has enough IQ to understand Skely language also.
'Looked down on Jello' (?￣д￣)? This Jello look like an ez-lo. Let's see what I have here.
a. Throw rocks (3/3) b. Hit with a stick c. Special Ultimate Skill prepared by Author
- Picked 'Throw rocks.'
- Threw a rock at Jello
- Jello took 0 damage.
- Jello looked down on Skely and formed a smirk. (? ? ?)
My ego… Did I just get disrespected by a mere mob? *(ò 皿 ó ╬)
Author: Yes, you did. Look down on you.
- Skely took 3 spirit damage by internal bleeding from rage.
Let's use my Special Ultimate Skill.
- Middle Finger Ultimate skill pop up. 凸?益?)凸
Skely was on his knees. He already gave up. He lost faith in humanity and skeletity. This author is trashy af.
- Jello looked.
- Jello felt sympathy to Skely's
- Jello walked away.
- You just escaped a fight with Jello by being pathetic.
- 3 exp earned.
After that, Skely wandered around. He found a stairway to go up. He also noticed a notice pop up in front of him.
- Exit to the 8th floor of Zhaka Labyrinth. Would you like to continue?
"Let's just keep exploring this floor first! So this is Zhaka Labyrinth huh," Skely thought
He then found a sword and a trashy armor in a treasure box.
Narrator: With his simple mind, he didn't even stop for a and think why the heck there is a box in the middle of the way waiting for a newbie like him to pick up some beginner's items.
Author: They see me rollin' they hatin'.
Skely: I'm not stoopich. You're mama iz stoopich.
Skely: [email protected]#! You! (ノ?益?)ノ彡┻━┻
Skely kept wandering, wandering, wandering… He felt no hunger nor tired.
"Maybe because I have no stomach lol."
"Why didn't I see any other mobs besides those two at the beginning?"
- A same old Skeleton and a same old Jello re-appeared.
Skely: Did you just toy me around? (ノ? ∩?)ノ彡( o°o)
Author: 'whistle' Nope.
Skely: Oh! They are fighting.
Author: Yeah, you can see if you have eyes… Oh nevermind…
Skely stared at author with his two holes on his skull.
Author: Oh oh oh, that skeleton gonna dieded. Help Jello and get a kill secured.
Skely rolled up his sleeved and showed his "; bony arm. He landed a punch. (((??￣??￣??)?—????o
- Skeleton took 3 damage from Skely's punch.
- Skeleton died and dropped an item: a soul essence.
- Skely picked up soul essence.
"No need to thank me you Jello" – shit Skely said.
Jello: ( ?Д?)ノ 'speechless.'
Skely: "I already said no need to thank me. Oh please stop looking at me with that idolized look. Just please stop. This is what I should do."
Narrator: Very shameless.
Author: Oh, he literally has no face.
After that, Jello devoured all the bones from Skeleton. Jello became a little smaller and its crystal in the middle of its body became brighter a little bit.
Skely: "Hey Jello! Do you want to go to the 8th floor with me?"
Skely: "No answer means Yes. I understand you man."
Narrator: They didn't know this was where an adventure of the gods who will control multi-universe and time began.